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Smoking toooooo much PHP



look me a bit
It took me a bit to realize it was a joke.
#1 - ryan ( Link) on 22 Feb 2005, 13:43 Delete Comment
Having a point - after all
While I usually overlook your rants about $RANDOM, I quite feel the same regarding this issue (if I didn't misunderstand the joke) :)

I thought about out-sed-ing E_STRICT errors from php-src... ;)

#2 - Mike ( Link) on 22 Feb 2005, 16:39 Delete Comment
Thats Java
It is not a Joke its JEE (Java Enterprice Edition)

>ny method call that does not involve at least 3 objects.

Thats the reality in Enterprice Java Developent.

The non-existence of E_ANAL is the reason, wy we use PHP and not JEE
#3 - Mucki ( Link) on 22 Feb 2005, 18:56 Delete Comment
A Classic
Thanks for brightening up a dull day :-D

#4 - Richard@Home ( Link) on 22 Feb 2005, 21:22 Delete Comment
took some time
Very nice! I have to admit that I made it half through list before noticing that's a joke.
#5 - Jan Schneider ( Link) on 23 Feb 2005, 08:19 Delete Comment
Gado-gado
Actually it'd be nice if PHP would allow more "strong typing", just like the type hinting already available in PHP5, but just allow it for more uses, including class variables, and return values are good too.

Omitting the type would mean "mixed", which will be the same as current PHP behavior. But users wanting to have strong typing would be happy to have this feature.

BTW typing is not a Java thing. I came from Pascal and C, C++, they all use types. The fact that PHP was only a preprocessor and now a full-fledged programming language with broader uses, such as PHP-Gtk, makes this is actually "necessary".

And no, this isn't a joke. (and if anybody listens)
#6 - Hendy Irawan ( Link) on 24 Feb 2005, 14:52 Delete Comment


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